"If you�re a half-breed, how can you be a demon?" the wanna-be narrator asked.

Inu-Yasha stomped across the field. �Hey, stoppit, I�m the narrator!� "Hello, Lord Inu-Yasha�"

"What�re you so damn happy about? We�ve got Shikon shards to collect!"

"Er�"the unsure half-blood mumbled. �I said SHUT UP!� "What about Kagome?"

"Hmph. She went back to her world to go to school." He crossed his arms and-*Evil look* �Ok, ok, you narrate then, good God!�

Inu-Yasha huffed. "Let�s go, Neko!"

"Hey�I�ll go! You�re a cutie!" Inu-Yasha looks behind Neko-Yasha to see a young girl with short black hair and a cat-like expression.

"Uh, don�t you have a dog already? Inuki..?"

"Yeah, so what?" Yuzuriha ran over to Inu-Yasha and gave him a big hug. "C�mon, let�s go!"

He shoved the psycho girl off of him. "Who�re you calling psycho?"

"Hmph."

Inu-Yasha fell over out of confusion. "Can�t�take this�anymore�"

There was a crash in the distance. "Lord Inu-Yasha, let�s see what that was!" He nodded to the other half-blood. "Changing Winds!" A puff of air hit Neko-Yasha. "Hey! I can be the narrator, y�know!"

"Now. I�m not really named Pixie, I just use the alias to run around and get money with odd jobs. Its easy and-"

"Kinda like me, huh?" Yet another voice was heard. There was a tall boy-er, teenage boy?- standing near Inu-Yasha. "Can�t you describe me better?" He looked like street trash and had an ugly ponytail. "Gee, thanks."

Pixie turned to him. "You don�t belong here any more than that girl does." She gestured to Yuzuriha, who was attempting to brush Inu-Yasha�s hair with great difficulty. He kept pushing her away.

"Get OFFA me!"

The boy sweatdropped. "Tell them who I am already, dammit." Tamahome sweatdropped. He stood with his nose in the air as his name was announced. "Hm. That�s better."

I cut in and knocked-out the other narrator. �Hm. Worthless jerk.� "Who�s for pizza?"

Tamahome raised a brow. "What�s that?"

"Never mind."

"Serves you right." Before us was a mass of wrecked spaceship. The space pirate Ryoko stood before us.

"How�d I get here..?"

"Feh. Just what I wanted to know," Inu-Yasha snorted.

There was a moment of silence. "Sure is quiet," Ryoko broke the silence.

"THAT made no sense, Neko."

I grinned. "I know." There was a screaming from the lake. We turned and saw Yuzuriha flailing around.

"Help! HELP! HELP ME!" she screamed for help. "DUH! JUST HELP ME OUT! SOMETHING�S GOT ME!"

The red girl spoke first. "Um, is this�Cephiro?"

Yuzuriha screamed, "CEPHIRO?! And what would THAT be, hm??"

The blue girl nodded, gesturing to the red one. "This is Hikaru. I�m Umi. This is Fuu." She ended by motioning to the green girl. "Cephiro is where�we were summoned to ta save�Are you citizens?"

Inu-Yasha had had enough. "I�ve had enough! You�re not in CEPHIRO, freaks, you�re in feudal Japan! Get OUT!"

"You don�t have to-" Fuu was cut-off.

"OUT!!! We�ve had ENOUGH visitors-" Shippou jumped onto Inu-Yasha and put a Buddha statue on his back. He then slapped on an ancient text. "Damn you, Shippou�"

Tamahome spoke first. "How do we get outa here, anyway?"

Ryoko shouted next, "Yeah, I have a certain princess to annihilate. Where�s the exit??" Ryo-ohki mewed along with her master�s complaint.

"We have a dimension to save!" Hikaru thrust her sword into the air. "No time to waste!"

"Where�s Hinoto? Maybe she can get me back." Yuzuriha put her finger on her chin, apparently thinking.

Inu-Yasha squirmed. "I�ll tell whoever gets this statue offa me�"

I thumped his nose. "Yeah right, how do you know?"

He squirmed at the hit, but was unable to get me back. ^_^ He snorted and turned away. Against my own will, Ryoko blasted something at the statue, turning it to dust. "Speak, dog boy."

Reluctantly, he kept his word. "There�s this well nearby�"

"Lord Inu-Yasha! That will only-" He put a hand over my mouth.

"It�ll get �em out here, won�t it?"

"Erm�yeah..."

"Then trust me." He turned to the group. "This well�it can get you back to your dimension. Each of you. Follow me."

Everyone got up and followed Inu-Yasha and I across the landscape and eventually to the well. "Lord Inu-Yasha," I whispered in his ear, "the well will only take them to Kagome�s world, won�t it?"

"Yes."

"Why I am not surprised..?"

"Now," Inu-Yasha was suddenly hit in the head by a flying tree-branch. "That�s not fair- ACK!"

I thoroughly beat the other narrator then tossed her into the well. She vanished. "Just like that. You�ll be gone back to your world just like her."

"They will, will they?" Kagome was sitting on the rim of the well.

Inu-Yasha smirked. "Yeah, they will. You gotta problem with it?"

"SIT!" Inu-Yasha slammed into the ground. It was too late, however. The other anime stars were jumping into the well one-by-one and disappearing.

Tamahome was the last one. He looked in and turned back to me. "Come visit sometime." He winked. "You�re cute."

"HOLD IT!" Inu-Yasha was angry. "Damn straight! He didn�t do that, you just made it up!"

I giggled. "So what?"

~End~