10) Finds multiple substitutions he can make with two sake cups.

9) Gropes Miaka.

8) Makes remarks about Nuriko so he can get beat up�even though he does that anyway.

7) Stomps on his horse before his horse can stomp on him, while laughing like an insane Nakago.

6) Drinks two cups of sake for every one he drinks�until he passes out.

5) Becomes convinced that Tamahome is gay, and even convinces Tamahome that Sou Kishuku is also gay.

4) Continually beats himself with Tessen until Mitsukake is out of healing power.

3) Stumbles around, knocking his head into things on purpose until Chichiri casts a sleeping spell on him.

2) Plays Nyan-Nyan Soccer with Nakago.

1) Goes swimming.