10) If you're so scary and intimadating, wouldn't you be afraid to go out in public?
That's just the costume; do you really think I look like that?

9) If you wanted to destroy the world so baddly, why do you always hang around for the hero to show up?
That's how the script goes; if the hero doesn't show, there's no story.

8) Why do you leave a hero tied up with a nasty weapon, and just assume they'll be killed when you leave?
Because it works on the underlings during the "Evil Scheming" test phase.

7) Why do your allies desert you at the last minute?
They're underpaid.

6) What's with the menaichal laugh?
It's a bad habbit I picked up from Kefka.

5) How do you pay for your "hidden lair"?
Well, whenever a minor hero shows his face, I beat the crap out of him and steal his money. It adds up. A LOT.

4) Why do you always capture people of royal liniage?
I need the ransom money for taxes; the royal people always have more money.

3) If the authorities wanted to arrest you, wouldn't the government have your billing address?
I ate the files.

2) Where do your 'nifty' weapons come from?
They belong to my underlings; I just take them.

1) Why do you always lose to the hero?
He pays me to.